Getting Naked: How To Be Unstoppable

A lot of people ask me how I get so much done and if I ever sleep.

And a lot of other people think that I don’t do anything during the day at all, which is pretty funny, honestly. Those people are mostly my surviving relatives.

Random Backstory: When I was in seventh grade, I didn’t want to shovel and one of my siblings said I was lazy. They said the same thing when I quit…